Well, that's great considering the whole year's worth of events the Parks and Rec department sent for us to choose from...

[ No, no it is not comforting at all, quite frankly, but Eddie will just have to suck it up, he decides. He wants that stipend until he can save up an especially comfortable cushion from the money he isn't wasting on utilities and rent while he looks for a job that's more suitable than the one he's been skipping every day. Honestly, who in the hell thought putting Eddie in charge of children was a good idea? ]

...wait, what? What the hell are you talking about, Rich? How is that even a thing?