Yeah, that. I accidentally gave some poor alien fuck who’d never even seen a clown before coulrophobia.

[He is disturbingly casual about this now. There’s a quiet snicker, like Eddie’s just said something he finds funny.]

No, but if you slicked your hair back and came with a microphone you could say you’re John Mulaney. [A pause.] Actually, forget I said that. I’m going as John Mulaney, there can’t be two.